vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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papermagazine:

"Kanye inventing the cell phone selfie"

@KanyeDoingThings is our new favorite Instagram.


taint3ed:

grapejellyking:

whatisthat-velvet:

vinebox:

When Bae’s Dad comes home early

I hate this goddamn site lmao

lmfaoooooooo

B Y E

Since I hit my deadlift goal last week I was finally able to get these minimus cross trainers as a reward. I haven’t gotten to try them out in the gym yet but they feel amazing… #personalgrind

is it possible to say or do anything at all anymore publicly without someone or some group claiming to be “shamed”?

terahertz:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

thisiselliz:

tru

And this was supposed to be daddy/daughter day 😒 #played


pixalry:

Playstation Era Minimalist Posters - Created by Andrew Wight


kobetyrant:

when no one in your house got lotion

(Source: beyoncegifs)

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

Lmao^^^^

(Source: husssel)


(Source: readymind)

jennisgreenribbon:

reallythisguyles:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

That was beautiful

Fucking amazing.

that sounded like 90s Sega boss fight music

(Source: ohsobreezyjane)