Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

So much for daddy/daughter time lol #IDontBlameHer #dad #parenting

Enjoying a little daddy/daughter time out today…aaaaaannndddd she’s sleep….



sick burns from misty

misty was always dragging hoes left and right

(Source: aphmoldova)

(Source: stonedpervert)


im sick of the lies

Lotta of random user asses and self-loathing on the dash tonight…basic tumblr shit



Remember free nights and weekends?

man! i couldn’t wait to 7pm to talk on my phone!




Your children should never be an “ehhh maybe next time..or not right now..or another day” option..they will remember this..

I’m sayin tho….why the hell does there have to be “bad” and “good” food…

(Source: thatnerdygamergirl)

We should put this girl on man vs food lol #ShesGonnaEatEverything #WaitUntilShesOlder #FoodieLikeHerParents




somebody posted that post on twitter and the dude seen it and was rlly happy :)


That line thooooooooooooooooooooo