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After a long day of packing and moving there’s no better way to end it than Hawaiian BBQ, drunk history, and squealing kid rolling around the carpet lol

Day 1 of moving complete….


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Who was the best Batman?

Keaton or Bale. I have a hard time choosing. I can’t even with Val Kilmer. Yikes.

^same. except for i think george clooney was def the worst. i mean just….ughhh

he’d be more suited for ironman than anything. def NOT batman

Bale was the closest to the comics, so I’d give him ‘best.’ But Keaton is definitely my personal favorite. Val Kilmer should have been exiled for that mess. 

George Clooney as Iron Man? Please never speak again. You obviously know nothing.

Forget all that noise. Nobody thinks TV’s original Batman, William Anderson, is the greatest of all time?

I was about to say the same thing. Mayor West started this bat shit lol but I’d probably go with Keaton too cus I honestly can’t stand that voice shit Bale had to do in his versions…but respect for the original

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My all-Kanye workout playlist is so important

You need metal in your life.

Nah son, Kanye will suffice.

Getting the keys to the new place today 😁 happy as shit to move on to the next chapter of life… Little one will have her own room and bathroom for her stuff, we get a huge patio area (perfect spot for kB swings, jump roping, etc), and no more people living above us…but first packing and moving must commence


This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.

You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

So pretty much if I ever met my parallel self it would be completely asinine because we’d say and think the same exact things at the exact same times pretty much rendering conversation obsolete…and I don’t care for the whole mirror thing either. I mean does this apply to all reflections? When did glass gain magical properties? Answer me!


when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music


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Quick and simple lifehacks.

Infinite power lmao